Sporty Parents Prints

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

Baby Footballer

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'The kids were so sweet...'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Children's Nursery

'The only thing exciting about these games is our dads fighting with the umpire.'

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

Olympics create interest in curling.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

Daddy's Hook

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

"Do I read better than Mommy?"

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

Expectant father with sports goods - "It's a girl."

'We're running combat maneuvers on our 3 year old?'

Stuff You Do In Pre-natel Class.

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

"She's a natural!"

'A couple of the other dads and I were thinking of starting up a fight club. . . you in?'