Sugar Vs Sweat T-Shirts

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Tension filled the tent.

Nervous Oral Testing

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

'They're building one of those new health clubs.'

'Here's my mother's number in case I don't make it.'

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Weightlifting.

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

Gordon Ramsay's Own Brand

"Woa. Sorry - that was the sugar talking."

"Toothbrushes...to brush with after eating your Halloween treats!"

"I'm not taking any chances."

To slim down, you need to feel the burn! They have a "scorched girth" policy here.

"Don't look left or right!"

The day the sun went RED GIANT: 'Warm enough for ya?'

Coke Dealer

Tell the people. What? Tomorrow, do not forget. What's happening? Who's talking? You mustn't fail. Everything depends on it. I'm hallucinating. I'm going crazy. To the polls, primate Oh, lawdy. I must cut down the glucose.

Tennis winner.

Henry's first night at the Heavy Sweaters Support Group.

Exhausted

"I don't mind ole neighbor lady borrowing a cup of sugar - just wish she would return the cups!"

"You're drinking my flop sweat."

A Trickle-Down Theory of Sweat

Henry's first night at the Heavy Sweaters Support Group.