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"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

National Coffee Day

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'You've had enough.'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Nutritional Supplements.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Coffee love

Abstract Espressoism

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"Cardiac day patients?"

"We've gone glutton-free."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"Take me to your barista."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'