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"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

National Coffee Day

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'You've had enough.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Nutritional Supplements.

Abstract Espressoism

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Coffee love

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"Cardiac day patients?"

"Take me to your barista."

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'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"The seventh cup's the charm!"

"We've gone glutton-free."