Sugar Squire Pillows

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Tension filled the tent.

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Doughnut Making

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Baker

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

'This is gonna be one hellava toffee sticky pudding!'

Souffle recipe book floats away.

'It's very important to have balanced diet.'

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

"Why have you brought me here?"

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'I wish I'd listened to Sarah Beeny now.'

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week