Sugar-savvy Parent Pillows

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Sweet surprise.

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'My mum drives me to school. She says it isn't safe to walk with all the cars.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

I Bake. Deal with it.

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'