Sugar-loving Diagnostician Pillows

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Sweet surprise.

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Chocs away.

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."