Sugar-loving Diagnostician Mugs

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Sweet surprise.

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Chocs away.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"When I gave up cookies for the period of fasting called Lent, I thought it would be an hour, like the period of school called math."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Just three pieces of cake for 200 hundred guests?'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

"I'll split my candy with you if you take me Trick or Treating."

I Bake. Deal with it.

Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

'We cut it into teensy-weensy squares.'

'I'll accept two potions of white crystalline sucrose in final settlement.'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

"Ok, here's the problem right here. No candy."

"According to this analysis, Gibbons, last year your department spent forty-five thousand dollars on candy alone."

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'