Sugar-free Superstar Pillows

'I'm on a diet at the moment.' - 'No sugar, no alcohol, no meat, no dairy, no wheat, no yeast.' - 'Basically, dinner times now consist of me quietly weeping into a bowl of overpriced weeds.'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

American Pastry

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"...and lay off the energy drinks..."

When they said that current economic problems may need to a need for more self-reliance I think they were talking about DIY...

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

"It's just a reaction to all that artificial flavoring and artificial sweetening. Now if you just take this synthetic medicine..."

The Diabetic Hummingbird Feeder

'I'm the Good Witch of the North, so could I have some sugar-free mints and dental floss?'

"Sergio, just for you, I made this cake glucose free.... I don't know how to make glucose free."

Drink kills.

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'

"Ladies and gentlemen...closing time. Or should Just say 'last call'?"

'Making these snacks low-fat was great because substituting sweetener for fat made them even more addictive.'

"Don't look left or right!"

I told you I've cut out sugar, even on rhubarb.

"Your profile didn't mention this."

We know you'll be riveted by today's topic, how to reduce your personal carbon footprint.

Weight watchers 'Gone for low-calorie lunch'.

Birthday cakes for dieters shop

Designated driver at a party.

Morphine & Sugar Withdrawal.

"Fine. No sea rise. But don't open that window."

Diet Clinic: Members Please use Frieght Elevator in Rear.

'Yeah, but it will always be tainted. ... Billy was on a sugar rush when he hit most of his home runs.'

'Run, run, as fast as you like. We won't bother catching you, you're the 'no sugar gingerbread man'.'