Sugar Crash Navigator Mugs

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Captain steering house through flood.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Doughnut Making

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Business Duck

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Women who Read Too Much

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Trade you lunches?'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

Dog Book Club

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Book Igloo

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

Book lovers

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

"Why have you brought me here?"

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

Moby Dick by Herman Melville. Reader's Block.

Great literary festival heckles.