Sugar Crash Navigator Prints

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Captain steering house through flood.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Doughnut Making

Business Duck

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Women who Read Too Much

'Trade you lunches?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Dog Book Club

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Book lovers

Writer's Block Next 10 Miles

Book Igloo

"They always forget the hyphen. . ."

"It's about the world's smartest girl, her caring father, her fun-loving great aunt and her annoying, car-obsessed big brother."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"Why have you brought me here?"

"My summer vacation report contains descriptions of excessive sugar consumption, and unsupervised play. Listener discretion is advised."

"It's structured as a set of two parallel stories that no one would ever want to read."

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."