Sugar Bush Admirers T-Shirts

'Get the hell out of my sugar bush, fat boys!'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Trade you lunches?'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Kane and Abe L.

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

'He confessed to reading George Bush's memoirs.'

'Then fold in two egg whites, lightly beaten...'

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

Ginger Breadman

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.

'You've got to do something about your chocolate addition.'

Not so tricky, Dick.

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'

"He's just back from a friend's birthday party! There you have it: the effect of junk food, soft drinks and birthday cake..."

Sugar production

Gladstone and the Liberal Party

Susan Collin

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

"You've been to one of those punk-rock places again, haven't you?"

"Useful? You bet! I wouldn't have known I hadn't met my donut goal without my Fatbit."

'I know they're hyper. They're just full of sugar.'

Digeridoo.

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

'Good day madam.'

So far, boys and girls, this President job is one heck of a balancing act!

"Well, what did you think a degree in bubble gum would lead to?"