Succession Planning Gifts

'I want you to meet my son Edward. One day, this company will belong to him and I think it's time for all of you to get to know each other.'

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

'One day this will all be yours - and I'll be out of the country, and you'll be too young to stand trial.'

"This is what happens when a family business doesn't have a succession plan!"

'One day this will all be...' 'Just die already!'

Office, "One day son all of this will be the receivers."

'Maybe one day, this will all be yours, son...I need to see if you've got what it takes to make it as a C.E.O. in the ruthless world of a corporate boardroom before I hand it over and let you sit in that chair.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Career Choices

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Caged Businessman

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

'I'm not worried about losing my job. I'm worried about keeping it.'