Subway Socialite Mugs

"Mister Bones?!"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

A day at the races

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'I like the way you don't say I've had enough.'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

Large Whist Party in Small Room