Subway Chefs Pillows

"It sends the other rats a message."

"Subway for lunch, again?"

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Remember, if we get split up, take the A to 42nd, transfer to the Brooklyn bound 2, get off at Eastern parkway and buy a ticket for the Brooklyn Museum and make sure to tell them you're under three."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Subway Thrillers

"About time they did something about the rats!"

The return of Miss Subways

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

A scene from the upcoming The Taking of Pelham 4-5-6.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"I gave on the E train."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Sidewalk the game

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Subway. The economy is surging! I hope protections are in place. In a digital world, a surge can lead to a system crash.

Metrocard error messages

Romance on the Subway

"And it's close to the subway."

"Except moles, madam."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

The subway-delay prophet of doom

Small Talk Therapy

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"F train coming, Kemosabe - two maybe three stops away."

Big Brother Is a Slacker

'I'd like to read a little poem about teamwork that I wrote on the subway.'

Rock group on tube train, "Stand clear of the doors please."

'See - they always find their way home.'