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Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.

"He was the perfect neighbor. Very quiet, kept to himself. Dead months before anyone noticed."

Courtyard

"I'm thinking about moving out of the suburbs."

'One day this rich fellow moved in and bought up all the subdivision's garden hoses.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

Suburban street.

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Autumn Leaves

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

'I finally feel I've got job security.'

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

Woman on a Pedestal. . . Who Married the Mothers Boy.

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"Goddam Dogs."

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

Statue Selfie

Suburban blues legends

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

"50p or I sing that high bit of Bridge over troubled water"

'Well, that's just great...zombies! There goes the neighbourhood!'

'And me fresh out of xanax.'

"I'm home dear! So what have you been doing today?"

(Used to be) END.

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'