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"I hear he lets his kids stay out all day. Shameful."

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

End the Winter Blues

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"You calm down."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

Telekinetics on strike...

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"Is your dog friendly?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Beware of the Lawn

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"Birth, bed, bath, beer, bankruptcy, bifocals, balding and beyond."

War of Words

"The estranged string trio."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

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