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'I think Pookie wants her supper.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

"Daddy's going of to defeat terrorism in subtler, economic ways."

Tip Responsibly

"I need a Smartphone, Dad?"

"When do your in-laws leave?"

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

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'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

Very little fan fair.

"I'm going out for a while..."

"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

"He's a very subtle whistle-blower. He uses wind chimes."

"You'll see it when it's done."

Earning the Tip

Bank robbers pretending to be workmen.

"Thanks and here's some gas money."

'I find I get much better service when I use a $100 bill instead of a napkin.'

Gentlemen Without Caps Will Not be Served

Financial Incentives - Tipping

Gas Prices

Reality shows, unplugged.

"Now that we've talked about it, what are we going to do about it?"

'Darling... after two weeks at your sister's she's finally given us a set of scales.'

'What does 'bigamy' mean?', 'It's like serving two sentences concurrently.'

'Either something sexy that doesn't say 'sex', or something not sexy that does say 'sex'.'

"Checkmate... second smartest mammal, give me a break."