Subplot Specialist T-Shirts

"It's the story of my life, isn't it? Always the subplot - never the plot."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"What comes after zillion?"

Good Luck!

Medical Examinations.

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Say cheese!

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'The bad news is you have a disease that only a highly-paid specialist can pronounce.'

'Of course, simple mistakes can be done by anybody, but to really mess up things, you need a specialist: me, the IT consultant!'

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"... And how long have you had this total fixation with T.V.?"

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Trust Your Doctor

My husband is a world expert, but unfortunately it's only on maganese bronze.

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"You never used to visit me, but since I had satellite t.v.installed, it's Rapunzel, let down your hair! Rapunzel, let down your hair!"

"I can refer you either to Dr. Basinkski, a noted specialist, Dr. Hodge-Cabot, who is a pioneer in the field, or Charlie, a generic doctor who also does a very nice job."

"Sky, sir?"

Must be one of those underground bands.

Try to think of bankruptcy as an accounting procedure.

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'...you say my electronic submission carried a virus that destroyed all the hard drives in your company?'

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."