Submarine Nostalgist T-Shirts

Alexander Hopson - retired submarine commanding officer.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

High tide.

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Battleship Bingo Night.

"Long Johns Silver."

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"Rising sea levels."

U Boat

"I was in a different place then."

"You look good for your age."

Submarine Attacks

Frederic hides behind a rock

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Little Submarines

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

USS Party Time.

Polar Bear

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

AUKUS Alliance

"It's a documentary on how they make submarines."

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