Submarine Commanding Officer Pillows

Alexander Hopson, retired submarine Commanding Officer.

Servicemen.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Sea weed harvest.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Subwoofer

Lifesaver!

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

COWMIKAZES

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

Coup thwarting

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"