Subliminal Advertising Curious Prints

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Cash Rebate

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

"The improvement is the higher price."

Invent Sales Day

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

Why did you pick this restaurant? I like the subliminal message it sends my dates. Yes. Yes.

"Thanks to Trump, no one cares if we lie now in our advertisements or press releases."

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

"It's not as good a deal as it sounds - it's based on THEIR lifetime."

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

Woman on desert island reads message she finds in a bottle: 'It's an ad for a diet club.'

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

"Veggie peeler. A slimmer you in minutes."

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'

Fake Leprosy Bumps - No predator will touch you.

"That's false advertising - I didn't see any string!"

100 Fat. Now with 50 less fat.

"And it's recommended by nine out of ten people we believe to be doctors."

'Customers aren't paying us because our ads claim that our siding will pay for itself!'

Closures 'R' Us - Embalming, Burials and Cremations.

Chiropractor Tube Men

'I Can't Believe It's NOT Dung!'

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

I apologise for being shirtless, but I'm being paid to advertise with a tattoo.