Subliminal Advertising Curious T-Shirts

"Quick! Nip to 't chippy and don't forget the mushy peas!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"Remember, you're selling home appliances, so look more ... dishwashery."

Cash Rebate

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

"The improvement is the higher price."

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

"It's not as good a deal as it sounds - it's based on THEIR lifetime."

"Thanks to Trump, no one cares if we lie now in our advertisements or press releases."

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

'So do you have any marketing strategies that don't involve 'Really Big Shoes'?'

"Sh*t!... I only died to get away from advertising..."

Woman on desert island reads message she finds in a bottle: 'It's an ad for a diet club.'

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

"Armstrong, I have an idea. We should advertise the cafe on hippo-owners.com."

Fake Leprosy Bumps - No predator will touch you.

100 Fat. Now with 50 less fat.

'Sure. They advertise luxury rooms, but you get there, and they all have bathtubs.'

"That's false advertising - I didn't see any string!"

"Veggie peeler. A slimmer you in minutes."

'Customers aren't paying us because our ads claim that our siding will pay for itself!'

"And it's recommended by nine out of ten people we believe to be doctors."

"For people who eat people" - A can o' Bill.

Chiropractor Tube Men

'That's the tenth time this week you've received a 'Once in a lifetime' offer!'

I apologise for being shirtless, but I'm being paid to advertise with a tattoo.

Closures 'R' Us - Embalming, Burials and Cremations.

'Can I help it if I have to eat 15 bowls of my cereal to equal Total?'