Subconscious Sage Gifts

Sigmund Freud.

That party went well.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

Bishop with a crozier case.

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."

Swelling

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

'Meaning of life, eh? -- Who wants to know?'

Since Greg was accepted by Mensa, he'd rather not say anything than say something incorrect.

'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'It might be all right for some but I'll not have anyone tinkering with my subconscious. Anyway, supposing they found I hadn't got one!'

A man dreams of a snake

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'