Subbuteo Supporter Pillows

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

Things I love about Powell River...

The Cactus Reader

"I have one indulgence: myself."

Proud Mum.

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"I bet warm blooded critters don't have a problem expressing their feelings."

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

"Yeah, Harvey loves movies with subtitles. He wakes up so refreshed."

Barmy army

NFL is jerk to fans

Shop Local

'Mr Sumo's kindly come along to show us what to do if we're ever bullied!'

Thirty Sumos Over Tokyo

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

Late Sleeper.

Seriously silly snakes, going to a glove sale.

'... And if this diet doesn't work, I can only suggest that you take up sumo wrestling.'

Buckaroo Rogers