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'Before we get started, just a little reminder that this is a SCUBA diving class.'

Romantic Violinist.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Saxophone Player.

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Caught in the Music

Musical Web

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

A masked man serenading

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"Turn down that racket. I can't hear my reality shows."

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Romance Music

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

"Could you keep it down please!"

Violinist on a Beach

Singer

Potato singing - 'Peelings,, Nothing more than Peelings,,'

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

"That's the wonder of Ewes."

Cellist on Mars

Vampire Bassoonist