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"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Romantic Violinist.

Saxophone Player.

Musical Web

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Listening to Coldplay.

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

A masked man serenading

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

Muzak's Top 10

The Gong

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

'Do you practice everyday or are you always this annoying?'

A man playing guitar beneath a balcony with his hat ready for cash

"Turn down that racket. I can't hear my reality shows."

'Do you know 'Moonlight Bay'?'

Serenading

"I think this calls for a little banjo."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

'Just relax Mr Benson. I find having background music while I perform surgery helps me focus!'

'Didn't anyone tell you this is an old people's home?'

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Romance Music

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

'You seemed keen enough yesterday when I suggested an evening of soft lights and sweet music!'

'Hank plays the banjo strictly for his own amusement.'

Opera Lover

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

Singer

"That's the wonder of Ewes."