Sub-postmaster Gifts

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

An Impossible Election

Santa called but you were out!

US election postal vote controversy

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Mail's here."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'Grrrr....'

Dog traps the postman.

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

'Beware of the teenager.'

A stylized man in pyjamas

The Great Rainbow of China

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."