Sub-postmaster Gifts

"Have you tried switching it off and switching it back on again - or pretending there's absolutely nothing wrong with it?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

US election postal vote controversy

'To make up for the decline in snail mail deliveries, I've taken to biting my master every time he gets an e-mail.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

'Grrrr....'

Dog traps the postman.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

'Beware of the teenager.'

A stylized man in pyjamas

Snail Mail

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'