Stylish Living Prints

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Sloaney Pony.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Cat Tie

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Keeping warm.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"