Stylish Clothing Prints

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Men's business romper.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Underweird bras."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I opted for the upgrades."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Jeans sale

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"Honey, you know the rules. No cashmere before you're 15, no leather outerwear before you're 25."

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

Rosie Cheeks

'Make sure they fit straight!'

Fashionista

'Like most fund managers, I consistently under-perform the market--but I do it with real flair.'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

2 Live J. Crew

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"

"Of course I'm familiar with crop tops. It's just the crop bottoms, not so much."

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

'Cargo Cult' (a man kneeling before a pair of cargo trousers in a shop window).

Man has chains on him, along with his pet dog and a fire plug.

Puffer Jacket

'Oh thats just Lady Gaga going to the shops.'