Stylish Living Mugs

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Sloaney Pony.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Cat Tie

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Snoopy with Laptop

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"