Style Vs Substance Explorer T-Shirts

'We like your style, but hate your substance.'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

The Sensitive Dude.

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'I must smell more.'

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Entropy Seminar.

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

Sensory confusion syndrome.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

Dept of Entropy.

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."

"Dad, you're so embarrassing! Your pants are ripped!"

I've found the designer gene.

"You run your department your way, and I'll run mine my way."

I've got my antifreeze.

World Hair Day.

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

'Well! I asked for a Brazilian.'

Style and Substance.

Man with big nose smelling various things.

King Madras

Extraordinarily Ugly Clothes for Extraordinarily Attractive People

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'How may I hurt you?'

Breakages must be paid for

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

New Car Smell Perfume

"Why would a gorgeous young thing like you wanna look fifty, darling?"