Style Archivist Gifts

Bobbies library of jeans

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Oops! I just deleted all your files. Can you repeat everything you've ever told me?"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Letter Collecting Nerd

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Catalogue of little books.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

The Return Of The Minipants

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Attic of hopes and dreams...

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

Bald Man Overcomb

"I've recorded every noise my baby makes, so that when he's older I can play it back and he can tell me what he was trying to say. . .!"

'Lost Diary'

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."