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"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

Fast Track

"Can I get you anything while I'm out?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Steve McQueen

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Stunt lemmings.

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Dairy Devil

A convenient attack of swine flu...

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"We're here, Harry."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

'I tried it at home...'

"I do all my own stunts"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Not again!"

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

Film Stuntman School

'Just doing the school run.'