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"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'As a pilot I was useless, but I'm a fantastic stunt flyer!'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Dairy Devil

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

Stunt lemmings.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

'I tried it at home...'

"I do all my own stunts"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Medieval Knievel

The Four Flying Flynns...

'Just doing the school run.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

Film Stuntman School

"The Flying Wallendas at home"