Stunt Performer Fan T-Shirts

Evel Knievel 1938-2007

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Senta jumps into the sea

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Stunt lemmings.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

And the die is cast!

Medieval Knievel

The Four Flying Flynns...

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Film Stuntman School

'Just doing the school run.'

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

"Returns"

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Woody Allen

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

"First whack at sword swallowing?"

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."