Stuffing Smlighter Pillows

"It took you 10 minutes to rip the stuffing out of your last toy. This one should keep you busy for awhile."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Don't look at me!'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

Child Brings Teddy Bear to Vet

Gramps shows the kids HIS favorite stuffed animal.

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

Christmas Cow.

Sport in library

"There's probably room for one more."

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"What a great way to end our winter breaks! We came here alone...but we're not leaving alone!"

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'

'...but according to your DNA, you'd be much better at smelting.'

'Just what I didn't want... chocolate euros!'

DadMomSisBrother Stockings. Brother's has a hole in the toe.

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

"I only rig it for them to win the big prize when I hate the dad."

"I see here, Walters, you started with the firm when you were very young."

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

Man hangs Christmas stocking on tree.

"Before I serve seconds I'd like everyone to take out their phones and complete a short survey rating Barbara's fig-nut stuffing."

Santa Claus

"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."