Studying Cultures Gifts

Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'Well, see you later -- don't lurk too hard.'

Flags

Victor Hugo

Alien David statue

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Oymoticons

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Snowmen Around The World...

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Made in China

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Didgeridoo

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.