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Two Barbarians and a Professor of Barbarian Studies

'Barbarians at the gate? That's fine, I fully support social mobility.'

'Well, see you later -- don't lurk too hard.'

Flags

Alien David statue

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

Oymoticons

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'

Made in China

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Didgeridoo

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Troys'R'Us.

Citizen of the world.

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."