Studying Alternatives Mugs

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Vegetarian Birds

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

University of Hard Knocks

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

The log burner is good for the environment, but the chainsaw isn't.

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.

The Shy Nudist Camp.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

"It's for global cooling."

'I may not be an expert, but I know an ill-sighted wind turbine when I hear one!'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"