Alternatives Aficionado Mugs

CBD District

Eco Princess

See you at the farmers market!

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Our chickens are a real 'come back' story: raised organic, they hooked up with some seedy fowl, but then, thankfully, were saved by massive doses of antibiotics.'

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"You should consider buying."

"Oh, it's always something now he wants to become a vegetarian."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Food Pyramid.

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Are you sure this salmon was farm-raised?'

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

'They're playing our song.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

"You just HAD to order the free range chicken, didn't you?"

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

Marilyn Manson

Organic Cafe Bar