Studying Alternatives Prints

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Vegetarian Birds

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"Do you see what you are doing to your mother?"

University of Hard Knocks

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

The log burner is good for the environment, but the chainsaw isn't.

The Shy Nudist Camp.

Naturist Beach - Nudity strictly enforced.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

GPs should provide 'forest bathing' on the NHS says charity.

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'Roger was home schooled, so it was only natural that he wound up working at home.'

"It's for global cooling."

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

"My new boyfriend is free range!"