Study Motivator Gifts

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Good luck with all the revision...

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

When we believe together we achieve together.

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

Nervous Student

Good luck in your A Levels.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

Sportsman and music

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

The 6 A.M. News Team

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

'We're not exactly sure why it works yet but his productivity is up 50.'

Every Day is a Gift

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

Fat Britain

"His grades are in free fall, John. How can we get him to focus?"

'Since we programmed all of Sousa's marches into their IPOD's, production is up 27%.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

Motivation: No Recognition, Poor Rewards, Bureaucracy.