Studio Aficionado Pillows

"Smile."

A singing microphone.

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Driverless cars rage.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"It's a play on words."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Bot Art: After da Vinci