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Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Horti-Culture

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Distractions Of The Great

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Mr. Right!"

Baroque Peacock

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Spring Training

Misunderstood artist

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

The Selfie

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Painting taking root...