Student Of Human Nature Gifts

"In my first creation I made man introspective, peaceful and considerate. It was sooo boring."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Penguin

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"It's a sequel to 'The Thinker'. It's 'The Blamer.'"

Education Guidance

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

The hummingbird's hum.

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"I want to be a Jockey."

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'How come you're always trying to teach me things I don't want to know.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

Human History

Tadpoles

'Oh leave him alone! If he wants to be a pacifist instead of an army ant, that's fine!'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'The trouble with history is that there's really no future in it.'

"I have to go to school, then get a job, and then pay for my own stuff. Life is so unfair!"

'Day 36: I finally earned their trust.'

'But, I don't want to evolve!'