Student Nurse Pillows

'I'm switching my major to 'rehab', so I can meet celebrities.'

"Q3, If you had to live on �381 per month, would you a)laugh b)cry c)both"

"...Should nurses wages be forgot..."

'A student nurse drew my blood and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Is it a BIRD?...Is it a PLANE?...No it's the new student nurse from the Marsden ward."

Where your mind & battle are los

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Eternal Student.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

The Bookworm

Burning the midnight oil.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."