Student Nurse Mugs

'I'm switching my major to 'rehab', so I can meet celebrities.'

"Q3, If you had to live on �381 per month, would you a)laugh b)cry c)both"

"...Should nurses wages be forgot..."

'A student nurse drew my blood and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

"Is it a BIRD?...Is it a PLANE?...No it's the new student nurse from the Marsden ward."

Where your mind & battle are los

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Eternal Student.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Burning the midnight oil.

Guitarist

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'