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Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

"If you ask me, school funding should skip the middleman and just pay me to study harder!"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

GCSEs

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

When we believe together we achieve together.

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

Sinking sales

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

"Thank you for coming. The talks were forthright and useful, and provided an excellent climate in which to resolve our remaining differences."

The 6 A.M. News Team

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

'Try as I may to get my ducks in a row, here's always some turkey stepping out of line.'

Every Day is a Gift

'We're not exactly sure why it works yet but his productivity is up 50.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"It's Friday and the boss put 3 sugars in his coffee! It's going to be a good day."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

Fat Britain