Student Motivator T-Shirts

Guidance Counselor's boxes, 'push'--'shove'.

"If you ask me, school funding should skip the middleman and just pay me to study harder!"

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

GCSEs

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

"I always try to give out at least one genuine compliment per day. I don't always succeed."

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

I didn't want to become the company president, but the board of directors left me no choice. You were backed into a corner office.

When we believe together we achieve together.

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

'A good leader can lead them to water, but a great leader can also make them drink.'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

We're one big happy family here. What I'm looking for is a man who can make it work.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

People, what a fantastic opportunity for a reset!

Sinking sales

"Yes, we do have an incentive scheme - fall below that line and you're sacked."

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

'Yeah, the carrot helps, but coffee is what gets me going in the morning...'

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

"Thank you for coming. The talks were forthright and useful, and provided an excellent climate in which to resolve our remaining differences."

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

The 6 A.M. News Team

'Try as I may to get my ducks in a row, here's always some turkey stepping out of line.'

Every Day is a Gift

'We're not exactly sure why it works yet but his productivity is up 50.'

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'Lose weight or you're through as a western star!'

'Since we programmed all of Sousa's marches into their IPOD's, production is up 27%.'