Student Loan Pay-off Party Mugs

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Evolution Exam Results.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Pesky students.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Next Round Indicator

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Chef De Party.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.