Student Loan Pay-off Party Prints

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Evolution Exam Results.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Pesky students.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Next Round Indicator

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Chef De Party.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'